Jab We Met

After completing my engineering, I went to my hometown, Chiplun. Its a 6 hour journey from Pune, and a flat backside is not the only side effect. I was well received by my cousin brother at around 4 in the morning, I hit the sack the moment I reached home. I have a lot of dreams, and I tend to remember them too But not even in my weirdest of dreams I would have imagined what was in store.

A couple of oldies came to meet me at around 10, but I was still in love with the bed and well that sparked them to start their favorite conversation of what they would have done had they been younger. I will not complain because that kept them busy for a while, But then I only wish I had never woken up. I will not mention their names ( well my relatives might just read my blog!!)...so for our convenience lets call them Chatur Chacha!!



Chatur chacha: Beta what engineering did you do?

Me: Mechanical Engineering

CC: Mechnical( I dint forget the 'a'), ohhh, so you will be repairing machines?....Areee you know that Ali ka Beta, even he is a mechanic. He went to Dubai, and now he has his own garage there.

Me: I am not a mechanic chacha, I am an engineer!

CC: Oh, you repair engines!!!

Me: No, I dont repair anything. I make things (I lead 1-0)

My Bhabi came to my room, with a cup of coffee for the two of us. I help my cup from the hot end, and in a sudden jerk the cup fell off my hand. Chatur Chacha chuckled

CC: You know, today people are padha likha, but they have no brains. I remember when I used to work at the plant, this officers didnot know anything, they used to come to me to ask Chacha what do I do now?...I dont know what this machine does. They take more salary but are absolutely useless

The agony of steamy hot cup of coffee wasn't enough that Chacha had to add to it.

CC: So beta,  I hear you have a job.

Me: ( I didnt know what was hurting me, the burning coffee or ...) Yes Chacha, I got a job at Accenture.

CC: Assenchaarr......what is that?

Me: (grr......) Its a software company!!( I wish I hadn't said that!)

CC: Saaftware...I thought you did mechnical engineering

Me: I got a job there, so I took it

CC: But what do you do there?, you dont know saaftware work

Me: No, but they will teach us the work first, so no problem

CC: Then why did you do mechnical engineering?

Me: I did mechanical engineering to repair Softwares!!!


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